April 2012
sydneydalton:
spicystyles:
every other teenager is probably getting drunk and partying on a saturday night and i feel like the biggest faggot in the world watching an awards show for 8 year olds.
i’m actually waiting til after to go out….hahahahaha my life.
March 2012
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
Watchsucks-tobeyou:
summerlov-in:
-everysecond:
lindsay lohans face throughout the years
omfg that was the scaries shit iv ever seen.
she got prettier then uglier
omg that was the creepiest thing i’ve ever watched in my life
friend: mentions random state/country
me: oh i have a friend that lives there
friend: how'd you meet them
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: well not online
penis jokes.
Interviewer: Some people might take the one direction name as it being very phallic. Like a penis being pointed in one direction.
Harry: I think that's when people say one erection.
Interviewer: One erection? So what does that tell you? Does that do anything to you at all? Does it upset you?
Harry: It doesn't do anything to me. But uh....no. It's funny right? Penis jokes are funny.
Harry: Everyone laughs at a penis joke.
Interviewer: If there were a fight between you and Big Time Rush who would have the edge?
Harry: Umm we have more penis jokes and we have an extra member so that's an extra penis.
Interviewer: Extra penis always good.
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
